Smiling, growing cute beards, getting my erudition on, reading to excess, writing like it's 1999, reacting dramatically to everyday situations, being as gay as the grass is green (sometimes even more so), wishing I could make every conversation a repartee, seriously trying really hard to sound kind of all right on the saxophone, visualizing whirled peas, being a vegetarian because I hate plants, hanging with Buddha, upsetting middle-aged tennis coaches, writing haiku about Japanese emperors, mythology, world history, Ancient Greece (when it was cool to be gay), anthropology, die Deutsche Sprache, 29 inch hats, tomfoolery, the color chartreuse, fives of both the low and high variety, the words "purloin" and "gerrymandering", naming suspicious ferrets, yoga, and your mom. Sorry.

I'm a freshman at USC studying to be a snazzy-ass screenwriter. I love stories, words, and emotions in all their forms. I once made someone laugh so hard that they literally peed their pants. My dog's name is Princess Leia. The highlight of my week is going to yoga class. My favorite color is yellow. I read at least half a dozen books at one time. I keep a list of foods that I've eaten while naked. I find that as times goes on, I dance more and more.